So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me