Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.
My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.
Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."