So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me