So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.