My skin is dead good. I think it must be a combination of being in love and Lucozade.

Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

Love is the only thing that keeps me sane.

I took my sight and mobility for granted.

There's only one thing more boring than listening to other people's dreams, and that's listening to their problems.

Yes - I am usually overweight. I have had to be interested in diet because of being diabetic for 30 years and having kidney failure.

I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need qualifications at all, you just need to be a moron.