There is less in this than meets the eye.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize. Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it.

A frozen daiquiri of a scorching afternoon is soothing. It makes living more tolerable.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.