There is less in this than meets the eye.

I have enemies I've never met - that's fame.

Don't be taken in by the guff that critics are killing the theater. Commonly they sin on the side of enthusiasm. Too often they give their blessing to trash.

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'