If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.
Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.
I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.
I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.
Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.