All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

There have only been two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare and I think you'd better put Shakespeare first, darling.

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

I have been absolutely hag-ridden with ambition. If I could wish to have anything in the world it would be to be free of ambition.