My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

It's unlikely I'll ever submit to a psychiatrist's couch. I don't want some stranger prowling around through my psyche, monkeying with my id. I don't need an analyst to tell me that I have never had any sense of security. Who has?

A Republican. A Republican. That's worse than being a goddamned Communist!

A frozen daiquiri of a scorching afternoon is soothing. It makes living more tolerable.

[To the man who came up to her at a party and exclaimed effusively, 'Tallulah! I haven't seen you for 41 years!':] I thought I told you to wait in the car.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.