My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'

In the theater lying is looked upon as an occupational disease.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.