My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize. Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it.

I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.