Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize. Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it.

Working on television is like being shot out of a cannon. They cram you all up with rehearsals, then someone lights a fuse and - .BANG! - there you are in someone's living room.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.

Will TV kill the theater? If the programs I have seen, save for "Kukla, Fran and Ollie," the ball games and the fights, are any criterion, the theater need not wake up in a cold sweat.