There have only been two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare and I think you'd better put Shakespeare first, darling.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

A frozen daiquiri of a scorching afternoon is soothing. It makes living more tolerable.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.