There have only been two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare and I think you'd better put Shakespeare first, darling.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.

There is less in this than meets the eye.

In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.

In the theater lying is looked upon as an occupational disease.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.