I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

Acting is a form of confession.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.