Acting is a form of confession.

Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.

In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.

They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.

[To the man who came up to her at a party and exclaimed effusively, 'Tallulah! I haven't seen you for 41 years!':] I thought I told you to wait in the car.

If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.

In the theater lying is looked upon as an occupational disease.