I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!
If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.
For acting, darlings, is the world's most perilous trade. Compared with actors, steeple jacks and deep-sea divers lead snug and placid lives.
I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.
In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.
A frozen daiquiri of a scorching afternoon is soothing. It makes living more tolerable.