A Republican. A Republican. That's worse than being a goddamned Communist!

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

Don't think this has taught me a lesson !

Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.

[To the man who came up to her at a party and exclaimed effusively, 'Tallulah! I haven't seen you for 41 years!':] I thought I told you to wait in the car.