A Republican. A Republican. That's worse than being a goddamned Communist!

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.

Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.

In the theater lying is looked upon as an occupational disease.

Don't be taken in by the guff that critics are killing the theater. Commonly they sin on the side of enthusiasm. Too often they give their blessing to trash.