Don't be taken in by the guff that critics are killing the theater. Commonly they sin on the side of enthusiasm. Too often they give their blessing to trash.

They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.

Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.

My progress reminded me of the horses in The Whip. They raced at the limit of their speed directly toward the audience. But they raced on a treadmill which canceled out their progress.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.