I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

It's unlikely I'll ever submit to a psychiatrist's couch. I don't want some stranger prowling around through my psyche, monkeying with my id. I don't need an analyst to tell me that I have never had any sense of security. Who has?

Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.