It's unlikely I'll ever submit to a psychiatrist's couch. I don't want some stranger prowling around through my psyche, monkeying with my id. I don't need an analyst to tell me that I have never had any sense of security. Who has?

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity.

If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.

I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.