Don't think this has taught me a lesson !
I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
There is less in this than meets the eye.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.