If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

There is less in this than meets the eye.

Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

Do you know what my ambition is in life? To be without ambition. As far back as I can remember I've been absolutely hag-ridden. I'd like to attain the state of mind that the Indians call Nirvana. That, for me, would happen if I were free of ambition.

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

A Republican. A Republican. That's worse than being a goddamned Communist!