Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.
A Republican. A Republican. That's worse than being a goddamned Communist!
If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.
I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize. Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
[To the man who came up to her at a party and exclaimed effusively, 'Tallulah! I haven't seen you for 41 years!':] I thought I told you to wait in the car.