Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

It's unlikely I'll ever submit to a psychiatrist's couch. I don't want some stranger prowling around through my psyche, monkeying with my id. I don't need an analyst to tell me that I have never had any sense of security. Who has?

I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!

They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.

For acting, darlings, is the world's most perilous trade. Compared with actors, steeple jacks and deep-sea divers lead snug and placid lives.