I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
They aren't making mirrors like they use to.
A Republican. A Republican. That's worse than being a goddamned Communist!
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
My progress reminded me of the horses in The Whip. They raced at the limit of their speed directly toward the audience. But they raced on a treadmill which canceled out their progress.