Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.

I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize. Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity.

I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.