Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.