If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.
I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.