A Republican. A Republican. That's worse than being a goddamned Communist!
If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
[On being asked in her later years if she were Tallulah:] I'm what's left of her, dahling.
Don't think this has taught me a lesson !
I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.