I have enemies I've never met - that's fame.

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

My progress reminded me of the horses in The Whip. They raced at the limit of their speed directly toward the audience. But they raced on a treadmill which canceled out their progress.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.