Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.

Have I told you I have cancer? It's a very special kind of cancer. Cancer of the soul.

I'm listening to Aphex Twin. That makes me cultured and interesting.

Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't laugh*

Are you such a dreamer To put the world to rights? I'll stay home forever Where two and two always makes a five I'll lay down the tracks Sandbag and hide January has April's showers And two and two always makes a five It's the devil's way now There is no way out You can SCREAM and you can shout It is too late now Because... You have not been Payin' attention! Payin' attention! Payin' attention! Payin' attention! You have not been paying attention!