I'm even taller in person, because photographs shrink you down and steal your soul native american.

Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels

I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.

My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.

My nickname in grade school was salamander because I have a lazy eye

The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.

I'm Chris Martin with down syndrome