If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats.

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.

Sometimes the nicest thing to do with a guitar is just look at it.

It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.

I feel like as musicians we need to fight the Spotify thing. I feel that in some ways what's happening in the mainstream is the last gasp of the old industry. Once that does finally die, which it will, something else will happen.