If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats.

I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME!

My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth

Cigarrettes make you look cool

Build gaps in your life. Pauses. Proper pauses.

People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.

Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up into a fine paste and use that paste to feed the dolphins, because they are neglected by the evil Americans.