If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects salted, cured meats.

If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.

If there are political programs on TV, yet it takes an artist to actually energize political debate, that tells you something really quite frightening about the level of the political debate happening on mainstream channels - right-wing-biased mothers.

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!