I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing

If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.

Well, it only dawned on me about six months ago that not everybody's against me all the time. It was something of a revelation.

Well, my son really loves wildlife. And everytime he draws a polar bear I want to tell him there probably won't any by the time... he's my age. That's kinda hard to deal with.

The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing with the radio on his head, before he died of asphyxiation and blood loss. *Laughs* it was hilarious