I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.

If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face

I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.

We didn't start out to make a protest record at all. That would have been too shallow. As usual, it was simply a case of absorbing what's going on around us.

I'm not taking things quite so seriously as before. Especially myself.

I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er