I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.

My nickname in high school was jack-o-lantern because I'm missing 9 teeth

I may be a tough fellow but I have a reflective side as well. Reflective as in I'll bash your head in with a ****ing mirror.

Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money.

I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.

I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.