I don't like old friends talking to me like I'm a pop star, cos it makes me feel like I'm becoming two-dimensional.

I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful

We weren't listening to guitar bands, we were thoroughly ashamed of being a guitar band. So we bought loads of keyboards and learned how to use them, and when we got bored we went back to guitars.

Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.

If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!

Our merchandised may be over priced, but I think it's reasonable considering I only want more money.