Someone needs to tell the truth, but it shouldn't be my job.

The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

If you don't trust everybody on stage with you, then you're in trouble.

Where are you sleeping tonight? Face down in the mud? That's a British tradition: Take acid and fall asleep in some field.

I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots

When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.

Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.