Someone needs to tell the truth, but it shouldn't be my job.

I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.

I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.

Immerse your soul in love.

If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face

I would rather die then let my kids eat cup a soup.

I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something.