Someone needs to tell the truth, but it shouldn't be my job.

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.

If there are political programs on TV, yet it takes an artist to actually energize political debate, that tells you something really quite frightening about the level of the political debate happening on mainstream channels - right-wing-biased mothers.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.