I could not extrapolate some emotion from any song after 1997 so I bought a drum machine and popped pills. The pink ones make me funny like elephants!

If we got into a situation where people start burning our records, then bring it on. That's the whole point. The gloaming has begun. We're in the darkness. This has happened before. Go read some history.

I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.

If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.

Occasionally I'll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.

My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep

Cigarrettes make you look cool