And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.

Where are you sleeping tonight? Face down in the mud? That's a British tradition: Take acid and fall asleep in some field.

Have you ever seen any member of radiohead aside from me in public? Do they interact or 'lift' objects? Holograms, all of them. I created them in 1991 using my massive brainpower. Even pitchforkmedia is a product of my brilliant imagination.

I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME!

I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do you let killers into your house? Oh, but you let a murderer come out of your own faucet. Hypocrite.

Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers

If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.