I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.

There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he goes, drinking himself stupid, who is obnoxious, incoherent, uncreative, and has a massive ego. There's nothing more pointless.

If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive

I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.

Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.

Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.