People in bands don't have the kind of conversations people might think they have. The best things about being in a band are the things that are unsaid.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

I once wrote a song so beautiful that I myself couldn't sing it. It's called Plastic Government Cheese Swan, and it's about how the world is plastic and full of government cheese swans.

I don't really think of most non-English as people, more or less indigenous squirrels that I fancy to kick around with my snakeskin French Persian Boots

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In a fast German car, I'm amazed that I survived, An airbag saved my life...

You can't make an egg without frying an egg