Technology is killing us. We think it's helping us but it's killing us. Don't ask me why because I don't have the time or the attention span to complete that thought. Now let's all hold hands and draw spider monkeys.

So how come it looks so beautiful? How come the moon falls from the sky?

Have I told you I have cancer? It's a very special kind of cancer. Cancer of the soul.

Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey

I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.

And then computers got to a point where you could just record directly into them. So when that happened, funny enough, I thought, Right, I'm going to learn how to do this because then I can understand that part.