Technology is killing us. We think it's helping us but it's killing us. Don't ask me why because I don't have the time or the attention span to complete that thought. Now let's all hold hands and draw spider monkeys.

The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.

The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers.

My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.

I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four.

If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.

I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it's like you're climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head.