Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them.

15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.

If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive

One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

I think a lot of tunes can suffer from being so simple, so either they get over-complicated or their simplicity means the simple way to lay them down becomes the difficulty.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?