Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

Sometimes the nicest thing to do with a guitar is just look at it.

It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family.

The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren't normally given voice to.

If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!