I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.

When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.

People in bands don't have the kind of conversations people might think they have. The best things about being in a band are the things that are unsaid.

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It's your obese mother. Burn mother****er

Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion

Sometimes when you get an opportunity to appropriate your work, or use whatever collateral you have, for something good, you think, "Well, yeah, you should do this." You're not in any way qualified to do it, but I was so sick of hearing so many unqualified people say that global warming doesn't exist, I thought, "Well, I'm no less qualified than they are, so I can deal with doing it."

The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.