I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.

Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.

It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.