I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

I became a vegan because I'm better than you

So ultimately, it's idealistic to think that artists are able to step away from the power of the media and the way it controls things, and go on doing their own things.

I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.

I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.