I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful

It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.

The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.

The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music.

I tell you what's really ridiculous--going into a bookstore and there's all these books about yourself. In a way, it feels like you're already dead.