I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.

The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.

At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.

I'm terrible at jigsaw puzzles. Other people solve the puzzle but I just keep trying to make the pieces that don't fit fit. I guess that's what makes me special, I try to assemble jigsaw puzzles incorrectly.

I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful

I became a vegan because I'm better than you