I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

I've tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I'm beautiful

I don't think I have a superiority complex. I have a "you're not Thom Yorke" complex.

I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something.

Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels