I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.

Immerse your soul in love.

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care.

I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?

Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic bit of poetry.

I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four.