I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.

It's not racist if I like the race. But I don't like Asian people.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

Being in a band turns you into a child and keeps you there.

I may be a tough fellow but I have a reflective side as well. Reflective as in I'll bash your head in with a ****ing mirror.

It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.

My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.