Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.
The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished as when you started
Without question the most unpopular medium of musical sound in the world.
"Have you heard any Stockhausen?" Beecham was asked. "No, but I believe I have stepped in some."
Movie music is noise. It's even more painful than my sciatica.
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.