Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory.

As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands?

When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.

Without question the most unpopular medium of musical sound in the world.

The sound of a harpsichord - two skeletons copulating on a tin roof in a thunderstorm.

What can you do with it? It's like a lot of yaks jumping about.

We cannot expect you to be with us all the time, but perhaps you could be good enough to keep in touch now and again.