As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands?

The British like any kind of music so long as it is loud.

When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.

There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between.

A musicologist is a man who can read music but cannot hear it.

Without question the most unpopular medium of musical sound in the world.

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man.