If she is attractive, I can't perform with her; if she is not, then I won't.
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it.
When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick.
Without question the most unpopular medium of musical sound in the world.
The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes.
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes.