What can you do with it? It's like a lot of yaks jumping about.
The sound of a harpsichord - two skeletons copulating on a tin roof in a thunderstorm.
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes.
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished as when you started
Too much counterpoint; what is worse, Protestant counterpoint.