I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.

I am a thespian trapped in a man's body.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.