They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.

When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.