They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.

The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio