When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.