I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.