Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.
To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.