For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.

I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.