For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.

I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don't do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn't like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I'd probably eat vegetables.

My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.

Boys can be disgusting. You can't leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We're just obnoxious.