Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.

I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.

I am a thespian trapped in a man's body.