In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.

My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation.

Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)