Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.