A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

I do a lot of family shows.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.

If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.