Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.