Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.

As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.