I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.

Boys can be disgusting. You can't leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We're just obnoxious.

Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.