I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.