Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.
I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.