I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.